Based on "A Visit from Saint Nicholas" by Clement Clark Moore'Twas a night like any other, when all through our ...omeThe family was silent; so I knew I could roam.I crept out of my bed and tiptoed down the stairsFor Becky, my sister, had big plans elsewheres.She and some friends were on some camping tripSo in her room I went, and my pants I unzipped.I was stealthfully quiet as I stripped my underwearFor my parents were sleeping, not too far from. " She couldn't help but blush.Kendra chuckled. "Yeah. I bet." It might go further. I don't know. But honestly, if it doesn't look like what it's supposed to look like, you know, in my head, then I'll be hightailing it out of there so fast it'll make his head spin." How?" Huh?" I mean, how would you get out of there? You don't have a car."Elaine hadn't given it that much thought. "Look, I know what you are going to say, but if he's a nice guy he'll stick to his word. He told me he'd bring me. Massaging each finger individually I then massage up your arm. Using firm strokes, I move back down your arm. After doing this two more times, I move to your other side and do the same with your other arm.When I finish, I position myself behind your head. Then I drizzle oil over your breasts and nipples. Your sigh is louder as the oil trickles over the curve of your breasts. My hands skim across your skin just above your breasts. I take each hand slowly over your breasts, moving to the outer. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me.Read More
